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Memorial Day Message: Service

28 May

Let’s heighten the message of service to New Plateaus.

Greetings, Readers.

On this Memorial Day, we honor the men and women who have fought and died for their service for America.

In recognizing their service, we may go to a parade or think about Grandpa. These acts of respect are great, but I would urge us not to stop there. We celebrate our soldiers because they gave of themselves for a better place for others to enjoy.

Since we so honor these kinds of acts, what better way to recognize this holiday than by continuing that spirit of service?

Today, let’s give of ourselves to make for a better place for others to enjoy.

No, this doesn’t mean to go enlist. We can do countless deeds. I’m looking out my window right now on this beautiful day and see the chance to help the neighborhood out by mowing a lawn, cleaning up some trash, walking a neighbor’s dog.

Maybe for you it’s baking someone a pie, or writing someone a letter; volunteer at a hospital (hey, how about at a Veteran’s hospital!), visit a relative or friend, or play with some neighborhood kids. You’ll know it’s right if it’s done with other’s enjoyment in mind.  :)

Imagine a tradition where instead of seeking ways to indulge on this three day weekend, we began an annual reminder that the greatest way to honor those who served isn’t just to pay our respects, but to imitate.

Boy, would this make the holiday even more memorable!

Now it’s time for me to go–yup–mow my neighbor’s yard.  :)

to new plateaus,

-Brandon

 

 
 

New Plateaus Geography Spotlight #2: Guyana

24 May
Okay, smarty pants. Where’s the country Guyana located? South America? Africa? Perhaps by all those little islands north of Australia?

Woop, should’ve stuck with your first guess.

Little-known Guyana is in South America. And here’s the first fun fact about this place: it’s the only country in South America with English as its official language. How about that? You can travel to South America and not have to work on your baños or buenos.

First, let’s picture South America in our heads…

Got it?

Cool?

Not yet?

Alright…….

Anyway, in case you can’t, it’s that awkward ice cream cone-shaped hunk of land below North America. You know,

this:
Well, this is pretty but it doesn’t help us find Guyana, does it?

And when we think of South America we come up with places like Brazil, Venezuela, Chile, Argentina, and Colombia, perhaps. Maybe some of you can even place them on the map above.

Guyana, though, is unknown to most. So let me give you a clue: Caribbean.
And with that, you might be able to gather that Guyana is on the north coast:
Can you spot it in its lovely lavender up there?

Caribbean is more than just its geography. It’s also describes Guyana’s people and culture. We’ll get to that shortly.

First, lets stretch this article out a bit to include the trio of countries chilling up there in ont he north coast of South America–because not only are they similarly less-known. They also share a common history.

Guyana, Suriname, and French Guiana.
This region was just one of many fought-over territories in both hemispheres by the powers from Europe in the centuries back. The Dutch, Spanish, English, French, and Portuguese all came to The New World to expand their lands and find riches. This region along South America’s north coast was known to explorers as “Guiana” or “The Guianas” or the “Wild Coast”.

Let’s zero in:
This region comprised an area that stretched from modern-day Venezuela to Brazil. In the years to follow, the three siblings sandwiched in between more so retained the Guiana namesake and European connection. Totally unique from the other countries in South America, they are fairly shunned from our South American stereotype.

Starting with our feature of this post, Guyana–formerly known as British Guiana until its independence in 1966–is the only country in South America with English as the official language. In the middle we have Suriname, its name up until 1975 was Dutch Guiana. And today, Dutch remains the official language there. And to the east, we have French Guiana, so named by English speakers to differentiate the three Guiana territories. In France, though, it is simply known as Guyane and in fact, is France. That’s right, this is not a country, but a chunk of France like Hawaii is to the U.S. And of course, French is the language there.

So in a distance of 3-400 miles, you have three European languages represented in South America. (And if you widen it out a bit more, you can include Spanish from Venezuela and Portuguese from Brazil.)

Cool, huh? By the way, “Guiana” comes from an American Indian word meaning, “land of many waters”.

But now let’s get back to our country, Guyana.

Map of Guyana

The brief history of Guyana as an independent nation involved considerable U.S. involvement. First, the U.S. backed politician, Forbes Burnham, rose to victory against the Marxist candidate, Cheddi Jagan. Burnham would rule Guyana until his death in 1985.

In 1978, the American religious group, “People’s Temple”, committed mass murder/suicide of 913 of its members in a settlement called Jonestown. But that’s a whole other, sadder article.

Let talk about Guyana’s beauty…

Guyana, not surprisingly, is gorgeous, but will surprise with the array of landscapes: coastal beaches, savannah desert, hills, mountains, and jungle, wowing with sights such as:

Kaieteur Falls

It’s rainforests are famous for their pristine condition and extraordinary wildlife such as colorful macaws, jaguars, and the rare giant otter.

Scarlet Macaws

Natural resources, and the main source of Guyana’s economy, are crops and minerals with sugar cane, rice, and gold and aluminum as their chief exports.

Who are the Guyanese? Like all New World countries, they include the Aboriginal peoples who inhabited it before Europeans arrived. Today, with the history of British rather than Spanish involvement, the ancestry of the Guyanese is mainly split between two groups–African and Asian Indian. Native peoples make up 10% of the population and slivers of Europeans and Chinese fill in the rest.

People of Guyana

With this mixed bag, Guyana has a majority of people practicing Christianity, but only by a small margin. Hindus comprise 28% of the population, and 7% are Muslim. And with the racial/religious/political  division, the Guyanese have seen their share of riots come election time while race-loaded laws are frequently being tossed about.

Culturally, the musical/artistic stylings are dominated by Caribbean-influenced colors and sounds. And with English rule and majority African/Indian ancestry, you may think you’re on a Caribbean island more than South America when in Guyana. In fact, Guyana belongs to the organization, Caribbean Community (Caricom), and the headquarters for Caricom is in Guyana’s capital, Georgetown. So next time you hear or think “Caribbean”, remember that it’s not just islands.

Guyana: Just another small country in our big planet breaking the rules of all we thought we knew.

If you like this series of lesser-known countries, let me know and/or offer a suggestion.  And, hey, if you’ve actually been to Guyana, let us know!    :)

have an awesome day,

-Brandon
 
 

Unknown Ordinances: Why Fines Aren’t Fine for Budget Use

16 May

Pop quiz: In the city of Minneapolis how far from a driveway should your bumper be when you park on the street? Four feet, two feet, five feet, one inch, ten feet?

Are either of these cars illegal?

I asked this question to ten residents walking around the St. Anthony Main neighborhood. If they are indicative of most, then few of you reading this will know the answer. This article addresses that information gap by filling you in on the common unknown laws in the city. Then, part two of the piece makes a case for what should be done on account of it.

Part 1: Just the Facts

It can be hard to know all the rules on parking. There are 26 statutes alone on where not to do so in Minneapolis. Here’s a quick heads-up on a few commonly broken ones (and commonly-ticketed ones) due to people’s lack of familiarity with them.

#1: 478.90(b) You must park at least five feet from a driveway or alley.
#2: 478.90(g) You must park 30 feet away from any school sign along the side of the road.
#3: 478.160 It is illegal to leave your keys in the car unattended.
#4: License Plate Presentation—there are several regulation in this arena that are described below.

Let’s dig into these a little bit.

I compiled data given to me by the city, and I asked hearing officers—the folks who you see to contest a ticket—about which laws were commonly contested and the excuses given by the offenders.

#1: In 2011, Minneapolis officers wrote 12,692 tickets because folks parked too close to a driveway or alley. (The car on the right side of the diagram above is fit to be ticketed.) That’s a lot of people who were in a hurry, took a chance, or perhaps didn’t know.

But you do now. So hopefully we can lower the 35 per day the city handed out in 2011 at $32.00 a pop.

Here are some commonly given complaints as reported by our hearing officers, none of which are valid excuses:

1) There are no signs or yellow markings
2) Their vehicle is not in the way of entry or blocking the driveway.
3) It is the offender’s driveway and it should not matter if they park in front of their own driveway.

The worst part of breaking this rule, particularly if don’t it even exists, is that not only do you get a ticket, but you have only so much time to move your car before it’s towed. Suddenly, you’re running around for half a day and looking at almost $300 in fees. Ouch!

#2: Most people know not to park within 30 feet of the stop sign—probably because it’s a state law taught to us in Driver’s Ed, and also because it’s often stated on the signs themselves. But in Minneapolis it’s also illegal to park within 30 feet of any school sign along the side of the road.
Well, whether because of ignorance or ignoring this or the stop sign rule, Minneapolis cars were ticketed a whopping 6,114 times in 2011 at a penalty of 32 big ones.

Common complaints:

1) There are no signs or yellow markings.
2) Did not know the rule.

#3: Leaving your keys in your car is one of those acts that hardly needs to be legislated, but there are a few key months when people do this regularly: December, January, and February. When it’s cold, people like to warm up their car. And apparently, several people may or may not have known the law making it illegal to leave keys in the car unattended. In 2011, 261 tickets were issued at $42/per.

A caveat to this law: if you have a remote starter it is okay for your car to run unattended. I found this out when I started my car from inside a restaurant and watched from the window as a squad car pulled up behind it and sat there. Soon I left the restaurant and as I approached my car, the cop spoke to me through his speaker to come over to his car. I walked up to his window (kind of a neat role-reversal) and he asked if I had auto-start in the car. I said I did, and he said that I was fine, then, but that it was illegal if I started it with the keys inside.
I walked away thinking, “I had no idea that was a law.” And recalled the dozens of times I was an accidental law-breaker a couple winters prior when I’d start my car on a bitter winter morning with one set of keys, lock it with the other set, and go inside to let the car thaw. (And then the cynic in me also thought about the hundreds of times I’d seen cop cars idling all by their lonesome.)

#4: License Plate Presentation: Scenario: you buy tabs for your plates and one doesn’t stick or falls off. Oh well, you think, it’s obvious you bought them as one plate evidences. Sorry, Charlie. It doesn’t matter if you paid your yearly license tab fee. What matters is that you didn’t follow the law that says both plates have to say so. License plate regulations are state laws, but many Minneapolitans were guilty in 2011 of this or one of these related offenses: plates must be visible, and plates must be on both the rear and front bumpers.

Between these three infractions alone, 6801 tickets were written. And this time, at the state level, a ticket costs some serious coin: $108. There are a lot of misconceptions about these regulations as indicated by the excuses heard and provided by our good hearing officers:

1) Plate is on the dashboard or in the window.
2) “Can’t they see in the computer or see that I bought the tabs in time?”
3) “I did not know you could not put a clear cover over the plate. It is not obstructing the view of the plate.” (MN Statute but only enforced in MPLS.)
4) “I got this expired tabs ticket and I wasn’t driving. It was just parked out in front of my house.”
5) “I did not know I could get more than one ticket for this offense.”

This set of laws also brings up the relationship between city and state. Tickets handed out in Minneapolis—whether state or local law—are split between the “community” where the offense occurred (e.g. Minneapolis) and the state—with the community getting the bigger hunk of the 80/20 split.

Combining just these four examples above, we see that Minneapolis, after giving the state its share, took in just over a $1 million dollars.

 

Part 2: Just My Opinion

It damages city/citizen relations when people get ticketed for laws they never had the reasonable chance to know existed.

It’s also easier than ever for a city to communicate with residents what the laws are: website, text messages. With technology, this seems like an easy problem to fix or at least try and fix.

The problem is money—no, not money spent informing the people, money from tickets which are revenue for the city. As long as the city gains financially from our law-breaking, they’ll always rely on, and thus hope for us, to do so. This is a dangerous reliance as the incentive of financial gain will interfere with an institution that should be focused purely on helping the city run safely and smoothly. Plus, citizens are also left wondering each time they get a ticket whether they got it because they broke a law or because the city was short on cash.

The solution is to remove fines and tickets from general budget use. (I visited the mayor about this, but he wasn’t interested in the solution. Following a meeting, I spoke with his aide about getting the word out in the form of an article to inform citizens and give them a heads up about the offenses commonly committed. He liked the idea, asked me to write the piece, but the city doesn’t seem too interested in it any longer.)

The solution of cutting the financial cord of fines and city budget is a great middle-ground. Here’s what I mean by that: parking too close to a driveway is only ever a problem if it, well, causes a problem—-someone blocked in or their view obstructed as they pull out. Why not ticket responsively, then?—only when there’s a complaint called in. The problem with this is that if I’m in an emergency and need to get out of my driveway and there’s a car blocking it, it’s already too late to help. So I understand proactive law enforcement. The middle ground is that we should have a proactive force, but that they should do so without the motivation to raise money, taking out their tape measure—which they do—to get anyone within 5 feet. (A friend of mine got a ticket once for parking 4 feet 5 inches away from the driveway as indicated on her ticket.)

Also, as law enforcement doubles as a vehicle for funding, fines rise. In 2010, those $32 dollar tickets mentioned above were $24. For those of you who sympathize–or are included–in the population of those just squeaking by, how fair are these increases? How big of a hit is a $108 dollar ticket?

Appropriately, on April 4th, I went to see a hearing officer about a parking ticket I got. Impossible as it is for me to not be biased about the scenario, I can say with all honesty that on the day of my ticket I parked a distance from a driveway that appeared safe and reasonable. I was even conscious of the law because I was researching this piece and got out to look and see that I was okay. I didn’t have my tape measure with me, but perhaps I should have. I got back to my car later to find that little present waiting under the wiper blade. I opened up the red-striped envelop to read that I had parked 3 feet 11 inches from the driveway. Worse still, was that my car was slated to be towed. Had I not had returned when I did, I could have been the one wasting half my day and suffering a significant blow to my finances.

(I feel let down about my city when I get fined because of a ticket collector justifying a need for their job, under orders of a city tempted by easy cash.)

At the hearing office, as I waited for my name to be called, I looked around the waiting room and saw a sea of faces represented those who need to fight these tickets the hardest. Some are their due to irresponsibility; some are there because they don’t know the laws; some may have been ticketed improperly (a probable side-effect of relying on tickets for the budget). All are there because they can’t afford them:

My name gets called, sit down in the hearing officer’s office, and the middle-aged white gentleman handles my case generously. (The hearing officers are often very helpful, by the way.)

Just as I’m about to leave his office, he mentions that the five-foot rule actually starts at the end of the curb curve. Thus, my understanding of the law—even after having read it word for word—was wrong. It only says in the statute: “You must park at least five feet from a driveway or alley.” But where does a driveway officially end?—apparently at the end of its flare out to meet the street which suddenly changes my diagram significantly:

"Cha-ching", says the city cash register.

I get up to leave the office as the next ticket-contester walks in. I walk down the hall, stop, and turn back around to make certain of what he told me. I stick my head back in his office and ask the hearing officer to reiterate his claim about the law. He did, the idea being that a fire truck can be able to get into a driveway and clear the corner, he said.

Five feet from the end of the curb flare. I’m willing to bet, right now, that every car in Minneapolis parked adjacent to a driveway or alley is doing so illegally.

A city, any city, would be better off not letting financial gain muddy up the waters of keeping our streets safe, keeping strong city/citizen relations, and remove a system that disproportionally hurts poorer folks. This whole system of ticketing is very normal, however, and the acceptance of this practice grows stronger during economic periods where the city needs funding sources where it can get them. I say, however, that it is during financial difficulty that the need to remove tickets as a city funding source increases as there’s increased incentive to abuse the funding source.

So tell your councilperson to cut that cord of cash.

But if we can’t clean this monetary moral hazard from our city then at least you now know the laws mentioned above. I hope this article gets in front of many people’s eyes so there are fewer folks ticketed for being four feet from a driveway.

Safe parking.

 
 

Penny-wise part 2: The Canadian State-mint

15 May

Well, well. I wrote a month ago about the issue we Americans have with our one cent piece–that it’s practically worthless, costly to make, and cumbersome.

Lo’ and behold, the Canadians had already made the decision in March to phase out their own copper-colored currency. And on May 4th the Winnipeg mint pumped out it’s last penny.

How will this work? The same way other countries have phased out their lesser coins: by rounding. If something costs 78 or 79 cents, it’ll now be 80. If it was 76 or 77, it’ll be 75. If this gets done accordingly, people won’t be out, uh, a penny.

And the pennies out there in circulation will still be acceptable tender. In fact 30 billion are said to be out there. So don’t expect to see the last of them for a little while.

Perhaps the U.S. will follow suit?

At my old restaurant job last fall, we took matters in our own hands and phased out the penny independently. Change was always given back to the nearest nickel.

Read more about the Canadian Penny’s last days here.

-Brandon

 
 

Problem Solved? #1 Organ Donor Shortage

07 May

There are a host of issues in our world that we are nowhere near solving. Take drunk driving, we try to find that sweet spot between how to punish the problem, and prevent the problem, and even outsmart the problem. For all that we do, though, people still drink and then drive.

But what if instead of trying to figure out the problem, we eliminated it. In this series called “Problem Solved?” I take a look at issues that perplex us and how we might win the battle by erasing the war via technology.

Today, we look at organ shortage.

The wait lists for transplants are long and many die in wait. The situation is dire. Healthy people just don’t donate an adequate amount of organs in life or posthumously to keep up with demand for those in need of kidneys, heart, etc.

Campaigns are common to try and get people to donate. Facebook just started one. Others have called for the right to financially compensate someone for their organs. (Today, it is illegal to pay someone for doing so.)

But instead of banging our heads against the wall trying to find more donors, or debating the morality of being able to sell body parts, how about we use technology to eliminate the problem by increasing supply?

Growing organs is on the horizon, both by way of 3D printing technology–literally printing organs–and by way of something being innovated right here in Minnesota at the Mayo Clinic. There, doctors are reprogramming regular cells from your body to become stem cells–the cells we have as embryos that become the parts of our infant body.

By reprogramming our adult cells, and then injecting them into a problem area of a patient, they can act like stem cells by recreating and repairing the issue–for example, a bad heart valve.

Either by growing/printing organs or by reprogramming cells, these represents how technology can address the problems of our world not by changing laws or creating campaigns, but by simply eliminating them.

Here’s a great video explaining this particular and exciting technology at the Mayo Clinic.

to new plateaus,

Doctor at the Mayo Clinic showing newsman, Bill Weir, what he's doing with the cells.

 
 

Justice, Revenge, and the tragedy of Robert Champion

04 May

Another Floridian’s untimely death.

But this article isn’t about the tragedy. It’s about the response to it. And in regards to this one word comes to mind: revenge.

On the USA Today website, the story of Robert Champion’s hazing death was what you’d expect: details about the event (him being beaten by hazers in his band), the charges that were made against the hazers (hazing by death 3rd degree felony up to 6 years in prison), and reactions from legal experts and Champion’s family.

The reactions were also what you’d expect. In hearing that the hazers were facing up to 6 years, the USA Today wrote, “Champion’s mother, Pam Champion, said she’s disappointed the defendants weren’t charged with offenses that carry longer sentences.”

I understand this sentiment—to the degree that I can, me having no children. But if someone killed one of my brothers or my sister, I’d want them to have it, too.

I also watched the AP video attached to the USA Today article. It featured law professor/former prosecutor, Tamara Lave. She also expressed her disappointment that prosecutors in this case didn’t try for tougher charges. I guess I can understand this, as well. After all, she is a former prosecutor.

Then I got to the bottom of the article and read the comments. The gist of revenge was dominant:

“At the very least punish those responsible to the full extent of existing laws.”

“It better result in jail time!! And a lot of it! They MURDERED this poor kid for no other reason than to just be f@#$ing idiots!”

“This is like mob mentality they should all serve major time in prison all of them!”

Yes, I know commenters are known for being brash at times, but this is no anomaly. This is Amerca.

Most people don’t like to admit they are vengeful, but when you look at a case like this and boil it down, you’ll see that the idea of justice has long since been evaporated. Yet under its guise people seek to add harm and pain to an already terrible situation by way of making the perpetrators suffer.

When you have your sights set on seeing someone suffer, when you feel satisfaction that another is suffering, that isn’t justice. It’s revenge.

Justice is about righting wrongs committed, about paying back what you took. It’s pretty hard to do any of this behind bars.

Jail may be just the place for the offenders, but it shouldn’t be because we think it’s what they deserve. It should be about keeping us safe. Trouble is, there’s no room for a discussion about safety or actual justice because vengeance is a much more impassioned plea.

Think about it: it’s so normal to conflate justice and revenge that we equate the punishment of the offender with the worth of the person offended. The prosecutor, Tamara Lave, said in the video regarding the charges sought, “it seems to me, like, Mr. Champion’s life was worth more than that.”

Since when did we equate people’s worth with how we avenge them? –as if Mr. Champion’s life was worthless otherwise.

When a tragedy has occurred, instead of asking: how much should we make the perpetrators suffer? We should ask: how can we best move forward? Will the overall situation improve if we throw the perpetrators in jail, make them unproductive, ruin their lives, and continue to add to the highest incarceration rate of any country in the world?

Again, I’m not against jail, but we should use it for the right reasons, consider how much our need for revenge is worth, and look for ways to improve upon a bad situation rather than adding more suffering.

We seem to care more about payback than we do safety and healing.

We seem to care more about avenging than about honoring the life lost.

 
 

Are Older People Happier?

01 May

When I was a Junior in high school, I remember our psychology teacher, Mr Sonnek, asking how our class thought happiness changes with age. Our slowly downward diagram just made our close-to-retirement teacher laugh.

As high schoolers, it was easy to spot the physical deterioration with growing old. (And indeed, sometimes older folks aren’t happy at all.) But we missed the internal. Since then, I’ve noticed a contentment among the middle-age and elderly that I rarely see in youth.

The speaker on this video below gives data showing this with the reasons she thinks older adults are happier than younger ones.

It seems that as one becomes older, they wise up and let go of the worry about status or fear of the future they once carried around like a layer of clothing.

They’ve learned how to live one day at a time, one minute at a time, how to break out of the mind’s preoccupation with wanting more, being elsewhere, or being different.

They are at peace with who they are and are present and available to participate and give of themselves as they see fit, to love and help the others around them live their lives, to enjoy the little things in life, with an understanding that life itself is the blessing to be ever so grateful for.

So I’ve since changed my tune. The older I get the happier I’ll be.